Total Medals Earned: 1,600 (From 298 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,975 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/285 points)
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Reach the 3rd City
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/120 points)
Find the evil!
Find the chicken!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 20
Finished Level 40
Rated A on all levels
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival