Total Medals Earned: 1,600 (From 298 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,975 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)
Get the first light upgrade.
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Complete game on Medium
Score 13,000
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/180 points)
Beat all five levels of the 1st world
Beat all five levels of the 2nd world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat all five levels of the 3rd world
Beat all 4 levels of the 5th world
Beat all five levels of the 4th world
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Blow up TNT!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 17!
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 21/25 (700/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (175/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 10/15 (105/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (30/125 points)
Give birth
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Do nothing
Die alone
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock